Wednesday, February 01, 2006

It IS illegal

So the government via Minister of Communication and Information has said it. Playboy magazine is illegal in Indonesia. Congratulations.

I respect the decision if it really is the reflection of what Indonesian people demand. But we should probably be more consistent. So, let’s as well do the following:

  • Ban FHM magazine. It teaches s*x.
  • Ban Popular magazine. It has nude pictures.
  • Ban Cosmopolitan magazine. It runs s*x astronomy.
  • Ban Matra magazine. It uncovers Jakarta’s dark side.
  • Ban Female magazine. It promotes miniskirts.
  • Ban Femina magazine. It has consultation forum with sexual innuendo.
  • Ban Hai magazine. It caters boys’ adrenalin.
  • Ban Ayahbunda magazine. It shows those areas.
  • Ban National Geographic. It details how animals do it.
  • Ban Cita Cinta magazine. It motivates girls to try stuff.
  • Ban Cek&Ricek tabloid. It peeks into everybody’s bedroom.
  • Ban RCTI. It has pervert and ghost series.
  • Ban SCTV. It has pervert and ghost series, too.
  • Ban Metro TV. It is full of violence and blood.
  • Ban Lativi. It replays old Indonesian porn movies.
  • Ban The Jakarta Post. It embraces market economy – ain’t good for your health.
  • Ban Pos Kota. It has naughty hotline ads.
  • Ban Cosmopolitan FM. It invents naughty slangs.
  • Ban the Internet. It’s the root of all evils.
  • Ban DVDs, VCDs … wait, just raid Glodok, Ambassador, Ratu Plaza, and Mangga Dua.
  • Ban ... blogs -- what?

I hope we're not forgetting that corruption, hunger, diseases, flood are also important...

3 comments:

  1. booooooooooooooooo....!!!

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  2. Oh, Aco...

    Thanks a lot for not listing TVRI as well (innocent and holly television broadcast?). I think I still need some visual information or entertainment though just a bit, no matter how 'ugly' they are.

    If all of those banning and new law on pornografi&pornoaksi and other law whatsoever inacted, will it guarantee that all of Indonesian people will become holly, pure morality and at the end welcome in heaven?

    *smile

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  3. I'm glad you forgot to tag 21 Cineplex on the list.

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